Total Medals Earned: 774 (From 162 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,960 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 15/20 (190/500 points)
Fail 20 times
Kill 20 farmers
Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Block 20 volleys of arrows
Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Block 20 duelists
Jump 20 hoplites
Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Unlock all armor
Outrun 10 riders
Complete Story mode
Dodge 10 rider attacks
Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Complete hardcore mode
Unlock all game modes
Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/155 points)
Kill god, be cool
It's part of the grind
Kill god, in super style. This is a real challenge
Medals Earned: 5/12 (35/410 points)
Get 1 point
Get 5 points
Get 10 points
Get 15 points
Get 20 points
Get 25 points
Get 30 points
Get 35 points
Get 40 points
Get 45 points
Get 50 points
Get 55 points
Medals Earned: 7/9 (140/160 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/17 (115/295 points)
Medals Earned: 4/50 (20/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Defeat 1 enemy
Die.
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (85/135 points)
is this the right way?
where am i going?
do i remember?
Medals Earned: 5/10 (45/160 points)
start the game
die in less than 10 seconds
survive more than 10 seconds
survive more than 30 seconds
die without moving
survive more than 60 seconds