Total Medals Earned: 774 (From 162 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,960 Points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/190 points)
You made it 2 minutes without going bankrupt. Good job.
You doubled your seed money!
You made a million in profit which you store on your new yacht.
To the moon!!!! Or mars, whichever you prefer Mr. Musk.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 10/11 (80/90 points)
Kill 1 enemy
kill 100 enemies
Kill 500 enemies
Kill 1000 enemies
Blub
Open the game
Succeeded in firing a sol beam
Kill Racist Sr.
this game done put pig physics innit
see it.
Witness a Stepford miracle
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)
Complete the tutorial levels.
Achieve 10 victories.
Use a soldier airdrop.
Get 100 headshots.
Get 100 melee kills.
Get 1000 kills.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (50/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 4/12 (130/210 points)
Treat Your First Patient
Fail To Treat a Patient
Get Shoved By a Business Man
Eat a Schnitzel
Complete Your First Shift
Complete Your Second Shift
Complete Your Third Shift
Perform a Heart Transplant
Catch a Virus
Take Damage
Run Out Of Lives
Use The Toilet
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Get your first faceful of pavement
Land a Combo of 5 or more
Land a Combo of 15 or more
Land a Combo of 25 or more
Land a Combo of 40 or more
Go 1000 meters without landing a single trick
Medals Earned: 2/4 (60/210 points)
It feels like you made it worse for that person.
Encounter a random special character.
It feels as though you truly helped that person?
It feels as if you've helped a great deal of people today.
Medals Earned: 4/15 (45/450 points)
Customize your car's appearance in the garage
Complete a race against your ghost (enable in pause menu)
Earn a bronze medal on all A tracks
Earn a silver medal on all A tracks
Earn a gold medal on all A tracks
Earn a bronze medal on all B tracks
Earn a silver medal on all B tracks
Earn a gold medal on all B tracks
Earn a bronze medal on all C tracks
Earn a silver medal on all C tracks
Earn a gold medal on all C tracks
Earn a bronze medal on all D tracks
Earn a silver medal on all D tracks
Earn a gold medal on all D tracks
Earn all medals
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/405 points)
Spell 1 word in a single game
Spell 5 words in a single game
Spell 10 words in a single game
Spell 15 words in a single game
Spell 20 words in a single game
Spell 25 words in a single game
Complete a daily game
Complete 5 daily games
Complete 10 daily games
Complete 20 daily games
Reach a depth of 1,000 ft.
Reach a depth of 2,000 ft.
Reach a depth of 3,000 ft.
Reach a depth of 4,000 ft.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (140/240 points)
Complete level five.
Completel level ten.
Complete the game.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 2-5.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 6-10.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 11-15.
Get a perfect loadout in every level.