Total Medals Earned: 774 (From 162 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,960 Points
Medals Earned: 4/8 (30/255 points)
Get 10 kills
Get 100 kills
Get 10 headshots
Get 100 headshots
Get 1,000 kills
Get 1,000 headshots
Earn 4 stars for all game modes
Prestige your profile
Medals Earned: 16/30 (145/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Dracula!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 7/8 (65/90 points)
first time calculating
0/0
what is 9 plus 10
calculate 5 times
calculate 10 times
find the cupan
get random cantaloupe result
r u ok
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/75 points)
Mmm yummy!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/35 (5/245 points)
Played Bandits & Barbarians for the first time
Reach Silver Rank in Competitive
Reach Gold Rank in Competitive
Reach Diamond Rank in Competitive
Unlocked Red Knight!
Unlocked Blue Knight!
Unlocked Green Knight!
Unlocked Orange Knight!
Unlocked Grey Knight!
Unlocked Fencer!
Unlocked Beekeeper!
Unlocked Peasant!
Unlocked Peasant Girl!
Unlocked Skeleton!
Unlocked Green Princess!
Unlocked Blue Princess!
Unlocked Pink Knight!
Unlocked Alien!
Unlocked Eskimo!
Unlocked Industrialist!
Unlocked Brute!
Unlocked Snakey!
Unlocked Saracen!
Unlocked Royal Guard!
Unlocked Stove Face!
Unlocked Cone Head!
Unlocked Red Princess!
Unlocked Blacksmith!
Unlocked Hatty!
Unlocked Necromancer!
Unlocked King!
Unlocked Bear!
Unlocked Fire Demon!
Unlocked Ninja!
Unlocked Tricky!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (75/125 points)
Lose The Gulag
Win The Gulag
Eliminate An Enemy Team
Get Sniped By A Camper
You Freaking Idiot
Medals Earned: 9/10 (90/190 points)
Enter The First Level of Hell
Enter The Second Level of Hell
Enter The Third Level of Hell
Enter The Fourth Level of Hell
Enter The Fifth Level of Hell
Enter The Sixth Level of Hell
Enter The Seventh Level of Hell
Enter The Eigth Level of Hell
Enter The Ninth Level of Hell
Find and kiss the secret poster
Medals Earned: 5/14 (70/470 points)
Win 10 Fights
Win 5 Fights
Win Novice Title
Be the Novice champ age 40
Have 40 fights
Defend the Novice title 10 times
Defend the Novice title 5 times
Win Novice Title without a Loss
Win the Pro Title
Be Pro Champ at age 40
Defend the pro title 10 times
Defend the pro title 5 times
Win the Pro Title With Jesus Sanchez
Win the Pro Title without a Loss
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 5/14 (190/280 points)
Get a tile value of 12.
Get a tile value of 13.
Get a tile value of 14.
Get a tile value of 15.
Get a tile value of 16.
Score 500 or more against 1 easy opponent.
Score 460 or more against 1 medium opponent.
Score 420 or more against 1 hard opponent.
Score 325 or more against 2 easy opponents.
Score 300 or more against 2 medium opponents.
Score 275 or more against 2 hard opponents.
Score 250 or more against 3 easy opponents.
Score 225 or more against 3 medium opponents.
Score 200 or more against 3 hard opponents.